Bed bathes and kneecaps

I'm lazy and havent posted for over 2 weeks.
I have no excuses....other than I was in France for a short while trying to negotiate the release of a person who shall remain annonymous (actually it was Delbut) from some sadistic over-bearing monks who had a terrible effect on the poor boy. He's ok now, we managed to get him through the trauma and he managed to play a gig with his band (SPINY NORMAN) on the weekend and I'll tell you about it in the next post which will follow in the next few days..........................
IF I LIVE!!!!!..............................
I'm goin under the knife tomorrow in an attempt to cure my malfunctioning right knee and hopefully when I return all will be well in the leg department (if a little sore!!).
If there are any of my mates out there who would like to come round to my appartment in the next few days to mother me and take care of me as part of my recuperation (bed baths are essential!!!) then I would be eternally greatfull (this offer is only open to Blackvellvetlace, Ballerinagurl, and Metalchick, so Delbut, Rance, no offers PLEASE!!!)
Wish me luck.
To Knee,,,or not to knee,,,this is the question!!!